i like these videos because i don’t like Netflix or pop culture references in conversation when i don't know them- i like these because i can learn them now with you, my friend when you arrive the bagels are in the classroom

i am at the bookshelf in shorts forget reading i’m hungry forget eating i'm lonely the art of the unrequited text if someone finds me reading this book in portuguese (because I don’t need to leave the country to learn another language, though I was just in Brazil, and Brazil is still with me) i will ask for a bagel like the dog did not ask for compliments.